I NOTICE in last week's Malvern Gazette that Malvern Hills District Council are looking to relocate outside the town.
May I suggest the Falkland Islands because they are not wanted in our town, by taxpayers, shopkeepers and decent motorists who have to bear their disgraceful dereliction of duty in allowing odious parasites to illegally park all over the town centre.
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